"That's not writing - that's typing." --Truman Capote
…and why doesn’t it work like my TiVo remote? Wouldn’t that be cool? "Go eight seconds back in time." If I had that button the other day, I might have saved myself the horrendous cleanup of flour mixed with oily, yeasty water when the beginnings of a pizza crust dough went horribly wrong all over the kitchen counter.
I blame Jamie Oliver for making that flour-well thing look so easy.
…No, it shall never be. And to prove it, just in time for the Fourth of July weekend, several minutes of pointless video that might only be of interest to a small subset of my friends and relatives*:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrDbrlIofWE“This is not how I am” indeed, Simon – get yer paws off of the coffee table.
Happy holiday weekend, at least to the US folks who are looking forward to beer and barbecue tomorrow.
*And of that small subset, there’s probably an even smaller subset consisting of John and my mom who will actually be amused by this video.