Live Free or Die Trying?

First off: as a Granite State native, every time I hear about the new* Bruce Willis movie, I think, "They set an action movie in New Hampshire?"

Ehrm.  No.  

Second (off?): I read this story and thought (probably unreasonably), "Good grief.  Only in New Hampshire.  Birnham Wood didn't go to Dunsinane, it went to the frigging bank."

*Okay, not so new, I guess.