Overheard the other day in the Yarn store (and otherwhere)


 


Karina drapes all 16" of John's wader sock up her calf, and strokes the tiny stitches.  "This," she states, "Is a labor of love."
 
Yes, yes it is.

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“Jill’s being a bad influence!”
 
“What, is she selling yarn again?”
 
“Yeah, Jacqui – I think you need to give her a job.”
 
Hah.  It’s not selling, people.  It’s enabling.
 
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After my lace knitting class, I am sitting at the sushi counter, knitting John’s sock that won’t end and waiting to get our takeout lunch.  Next to me, the young (20-ish) woman sitting at the sushi bar with her dad answers her cell phone.  Her dad immediately launches into voluble disapproval. 
 
“Oh, no – we’re not going to have Mike or Ike or Bill or Joe.  This is our time.  Young lady,” (he means me) “what would you suggest for someone just trying sushi?”
 
I run down a list of the standard favorites: tuna, salmon, yellowtail, eel, shrimp.  The phone rings again.  It’s apparently the girl’s mom.
 
“Oh, no – tell Mommy it’s Daddy’s day.”  Then to me, “Are you timing yourself?”  I then have to explain the importance of a kacha row counter in the proper construction of a sock’s heel flap.  I get the enjoyment of watching the daughter, the putative inductee to the joys of sushi, try to teach her dad to hold chopsticks properly.  This is less than successful, and the sushi waitress brings a “training wheels” pair, with the top end bound with an elastic band, the wrapper rolled just beneath the band to create a fulcrum.  Ingenious.

Posted: Wednesday - May 03, 2006 at 08:54 PM         | |


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