Google Searches v. 8


It May be Sunny Outside, but My Brain is Foggy.

Good morning all -- after days of cold, rain, and other assorted weather ickiness it actually looks nice outside. Of course, I have been sitting here doing the mental equivalent of making a paper-clip chain, so I am falling back on the glory of Google to help me out of this rut. (Volume 7 is here)

injectable heroine - Get away from me with that syringe, you sick freak.

burger king pickle whistle - I find it rather impressive that WoT is on the first page of this search. I am not sure why, but there it is.

plural of geranium - Miracle of miracles, it's "geraniums." I think any non-ironic use of the term "gerania" should probably merit a sound beating with a first edition hardback of Onward and Upward in the Garden.

nobody here today typing - Someone is obviously a fan.

will smith’s house - Oh, for crying out loud, people. I have gotten several of these - I am not sure what upwelling in the public consciousness suddenly caused such curiosity about his living arrangements. I am not related to that famous Mr. Smith and I know nothing about his house.

jill - For some inexplicable reason, on the day this search came in my site was the number 2 Google result. With typical Googly whimsy, I am not even in the first few pages now.

home repair; on my walls behind pictures yellow stain - This is almost disturbingly poetic. I vacillate between intense curiosity as to what problem this person was trying to solve and an intense desire to never know.

bohemian babe clothing - Heh. I wish. I went through a fairly bohemian stage, but am mostly just preppy as all get out now. It is far more practical for me.

typing games that are sports - The 100-yard Smith Corona sprint? Nope. Sorry. I got nuthin'.

exploding prairie dog - Ouch. That's just gross. However, I can use this search as a sneaky excuse to plug explodingdog.com which I love.

hollywood ruined kabbalah - Oh, let's just not go there again, shall we?

Posted: Thursday - May 26, 2005 at 08:23 AM         | |


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